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I'm 23 years old but I feel ageless. I go to college, but that's just my education -- my real learning has no cirriculum.

I'm writing three books. I knit at least three hours every day. I'm always tired and always cold. I hate my laugh and love making jokes. After I graduate, I'm getting a full Lord of the Rings-themed backpiece.

I always seem to land on my feet.


knitting, Clive Barker, zombies, yelling, ice cream, rollerderby, sandwiches, epic fantasy violence, bikes, dance parties, udon, Andy Warhol, horror movies, Jane Austen, Hulk Hogan, circuses/zoos/aquariums/carnivals/planetariums